The "quotable" fun is not the worst mistake in this entry. Let's "play" spot-the-nonsensical-sentence!

Submitted by SAGB member Aaron Hollomon

We repeat: simple elements of a sentence (in this case the object and object complement) should not be separated by internal punctuation. Do you hear us, Subaru?

Submitted by SAGB member Olivia Curti

Submitted by SAGB member Olivia Curti.

This decision is (apparently) a person who is super into not being cool. Hm.

Submitted by SAGB member Olivia Curti

We are offended on so many levels...

Submitted by SAGB member Wilson Captein