Submitted by Ian Cummings

...a family that doesn't know how to use colons correctly. 

Submitted by Ian Cummings

Just a tini little punctuation mark would have made this correct... 

Submitted by Ian Cummings

Incorrect (illogical, booberific) compound adjectives do NOT inspire relaxation!

Submitted by June Berry

The rhyme isn't really worth it...

Submitted by Kevin Welker